離家不出走

A panda escaped from the zoo and wandered in the street with hunger. A hooker came along and asked the panda if he likes to have some fun, and the panda said “sure”. So the hooker took the panda to her place and offered him some food to eat. After the meal so they had sex. Right after they had done the business, the panda tried to walk away. The hooker yelled “hey, you haven’t pay me yet.” The panda looked confused and asked “why?” the hooker threw him a dictionary and said “hooker, look it up!” “hooker, a woman who would have sex for money.” “so? I am a panda, look IT up!” said the panda. “ an animal which eats shoots and leaves.”

shoots: 射擊或嫩芽的複數

leaves:離開或樹葉的複數